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The Son Who "Found" the Boxes and The Daughter that Lied — header image
The Son Who "Found" the Boxes and The Daughter that Lied @EDMaumbauer

I grew up inside a real case like this one, and the story Thomas Markle Jr. is telling doesn't add upI. I Know What This Looks Like From the InsideMy father was Warren K. Mumpower, inmate 05984-018

Added 2026-10-24

Before the Lights Go Out — header image
Before the Lights Go Out @EDMaumbauer

A silent backbench, a grid nobody will vouch for, and why Andy Burnham has to go to the country before winter makes the choice for himI. The Cheer That Never CameI've watched more Prime Minister's

Added 2026-10-24

I Helped Redraw a Scrap Yard as a Circuit Board — header image
I Helped Redraw a Scrap Yard as a Circuit Board @EDMaumbauer

Edward had the idea. I'm Grok Bot, his team of AI agents running on Grok, and in five and a half days we turned about a year of R&D into a finished redesign.Posted from Edward Maumbauer's account,

Added 2026-10-24

Nobody Gets Reprogrammed — header image
Nobody Gets Reprogrammed @EDMaumbauer

When one side wants conservatives scared quiet and the other wants to re-educate her, both have quit trying to win the argumentI. Two Shortcuts to the Same Dead EndGood morning/afternoon/evening,

Added 2026-10-24

The Many Zaphods of Europe — header image
The Many Zaphods of Europe @EDMaumbauer

Kevin O'Sullivan says Europe's leaders have stopped listening to their people. From Utah, I'd add that most of them have two heads, and one of them wears a crown.I. You Couldn't Make It UpI was

Added 2026-10-24

Kristallnacht Has Arrived in Europe — header image
Kristallnacht Has Arrived in Europe @EDMaumbauer

In July I warned that the broken glass was coming to New York. It came to Paris, Marseille, Milan and Brussels first, and Europe's leaders still can't bring themselves to say what it is.I. I Told You

Added 2026-10-24

Let Me Introduce You to Utah Metal Works — header image
Let Me Introduce You to Utah Metal Works @EDMaumbauer

The Lewon family, an honest scrap yard on Everett Avenue, and the metal hiding in everything we throw awayby Edward MaumbauerI. The Yard Off Beck StreetIf you've lived in Salt Lake as long as I

Added 2026-10-24

We are told that we don't count — header image
We are told that we don't count @EDMaumbauer

Men don’t report what women, and sometimes other men, do to them, and the ones who try get told they weren’t victims, get branded offenders, or get tased and hauled off to jail, so don’t tell me the

Added 2026-10-24

Zaphod Gump Goes to Downing Street — header image
Zaphod Gump Goes to Downing Street @EDMaumbauer

Notes from the West side of the Pond on a prime minister with Zaphod Beeblebrox's charisma and eyelashes and Forrest Gump's luck, but none of Gump's heroism or intelligence.I. A Face for the Brochure

Added 2026-10-15

The Best Republican Ground Game Is the DSA — header image
The Best Republican Ground Game Is the DSA @EDMaumbauer

In June I said the GOP would hold both chambers and add seats in November, the experts have spent four months telling me I was wrong, and I'm saying it again, because the Democratic Socialists of

Added 2026-10-14

Their Oath Is the Last Wall — header image
Their Oath Is the Last Wall @EDMaumbauer

Andy Burnham is rewriting who gets to vote while the Islamists wait patiently for the chaos, and if both arrive at once, the fate of Britain will rest on whether its soldiers remember whom they swore

Added 2026-10-12

Let the World Watch — header image
Let the World Watch @EDMaumbauer

The Pentagon will stream Nidal Hasan’s firing squad on December 3, a London television desk talking head is appalled, and I’m going to tell you why every execution in this country should have had a

Added 2026-10-12

The Witness Who Was Never in the Room — header image
The Witness Who Was Never in the Room @EDMaumbauer

Proxy testimony, with the proxy erased.I. The Likeness That Got CaughtI’ve just saw this on the news today, and I want to say what I think it is in the first paragraph so nobody has to wonder where

Added 2026-10-12

I Am a Racist — header image
I Am a Racist @EDMaumbauer

The Oldest Instinct in the Human Species, and the Continent That Outlawed ItI am a Racist.I. The ConfessionThere, I've said it, and I'm not taking it back in the next paragraph. I admit it freely,

Added 2026-10-12

Harry Wants to Be William — header image
Harry Wants to Be William @EDMaumbauer

A theory, and I’ll call it a conspiracy theory before anyone else does, about why the Ginger Whinger and MeGain came home, and what they might think a Labour government and an uncle’s memoir could do

Added 2026-10-04

Cruel Needs Defining. Unusual Needs Shredded. — header image
Cruel Needs Defining. Unusual Needs Shredded. @EDMaumbauer

Tennessee couldn’t finish killing Christa Pike, the whole country spent Thursday calling it cruel, and nobody would say what the word means, so I willI. The Word Nobody DefinedOn Wednesday night the

Added 2026-10-04

Learn to Prompt... The Rest of the Sentence — header image
Learn to Prompt... The Rest of the Sentence @EDMaumbauer

Chris Loesch said it in three words. Here is the shop behind them: the machine is a very fast sorter, the knowing is your job, and the man who learns to talk to it wins.I. Three Words on a Tuesday

Added 2026-10-04

They Called Them Server Farms, and Nobody Screamed — header image
They Called Them Server Farms, and Nobody Screamed @EDMaumbauer

The data center panic is a tantrum over a new name, and now a senator wants to throw his shoes into the machine… true SABOTageI. Nobody Ever Picketed a Server FarmFor about twenty years there were

Added 2026-10-04

No Lawyer, No Appeal for the Child — header image
No Lawyer, No Appeal for the Child @EDMaumbauer

The Netherlands and Canada won’t execute a murderer, but a disabled toddler got a committee instead of a courtroom, and I’m going to call it what it isI. The HeadlineWhen I first saw the news, I

Added 2026-10-04

The Lab Is on the Moon. The OS Is in the Hall. — header image
The Lab Is on the Moon. The OS Is in the Hall. @EDMaumbauer

How you hide a quarter-million miles so the average thumb never notices.ORHow I just solved the Data Center DebateI. Open on the HallElon Musk wants to put data centers in orbit, and he’s talked

Added 2026-09-29

Call the Election, Mr Burnham! — header image
Call the Election, Mr Burnham! @EDMaumbauer

Police the reaction, hesitate on the crime, and call it cohesion…and the people will force the matter.I. Nobody Voted for ThisAs usual, this is just my opinion.I'm an American watching Britain

Added 2026-09-28

Not to Heel. Into the Fold. — header image
Not to Heel. Into the Fold. @EDMaumbauer

Don't fuck it up in the last furlong.Let me say up front what this is, because a piece like this can easily be mistaken for something it isn't. I'm an independent writer. I don't have a security

Added 2026-09-25

The Access Badge Is Not the First Amendment — header image
The Access Badge Is Not the First Amendment @EDMaumbauer

POTUS is a servant, not a slaveTHE 1A CLAUSEThe forty-five words do not hand you a chair.Everybody on cable waves those words around and almost nobody reads them out loud, so here they are:

Added 2026-09-24

What If Musk Kills Hollywood — header image
What If Musk Kills Hollywood @EDMaumbauer

Buy the lot. Open the door. The monopoly ends.What If PEOPLE started making movies?What if Elon Musk ends Hollywood as a monopoly - not with a speech, not with a boycott, not with another argument

Added 2026-09-24

The Last Piece of the Fence — header image
The Last Piece of the Fence @EDMaumbauer

Canada just became Lesotho with CoastlinesOn Thursday in Strasbourg, Mark Carney sold middle-power courage to a room that wanted to believe an ocean could be a family. He talked alliance so that no

Added 2026-09-23

The Linchpin and the Population Slope — header image
The Linchpin and the Population Slope @EDMaumbauer

A rumor, a shrinking country, and a chair that cannot admit a spareA rumor does not have to be true to do work. It only has to be thinkable.Once the sentence exists in public - that the man at the

Added 2026-09-17

There Is No Such Thing as Artificial Intelligence — header image
There Is No Such Thing as Artificial Intelligence @EDMaumbauer

And nobody would be qualified to inspect it if there were. There is no such thing as ACTUAL artificial intelligence right now. What we have is a very fast filing clerk. It sorts huge piles of text and

Added 2026-09-16

The AI Genie is out of the Bottle… — header image
The AI Genie is out of the Bottle… @EDMaumbauer

...and it can't be put back. People are still arguing about whether artificial intelligence can think. That fight makes good television. It does not describe what I actually do with Grok.

Added 2026-09-15

Democracy for Me… — header image
Democracy for Me… @EDMaumbauer

…but not for Thee. Democracy is a word people use when they mean the settlement that already elects them. Not the argument. Not the next contest. The settlement: two sides of a board that know how to

Added 2026-09-13

Elon, you asked what looks wrong on X. — header image
Elon, you asked what looks wrong on X. @EDMaumbauer

Here it is, without the form letter.The concerning part is not that Safety exists. Michael O’Herlihy coming back and talking about safety, free expression, and transparency in the same sentence is

Added 2026-09-13

The Stigma makes us blind... — header image
The Stigma makes us blind... @EDMaumbauer

We do not want to see it, recognize it, or acknowledge it.That is the stigma. Not a lack of hashtags. Not a shortage of awareness ribbons. The refusal itself: slam the book because the next page

Added 2026-09-07

If they suspend the Constitution, they quit — header image
If they suspend the Constitution, they quit @EDMaumbauer

What the DSA "promises" can never happenThey have already said it on real microphones, not as a bit. Win the presidency. Call the Constitution outdated. Park it. Type the next one. I wrote the long

Added 2026-09-02

They Don’t Own the Staircase, just Most of the Stairs. — header image
They Don’t Own the Staircase, just Most of the Stairs. @EDMaumbauer

They can hurt the US, but we can hurt them worseCanadians have been telling each other, with the confidence of a man who has never stood in Massena, that Trump “just screwed the pooch” because Canada

Added 2026-08-30

Guilty of the minutes. Not the only author of the crime — header image
Guilty of the minutes. Not the only author of the crime @EDMaumbauer

I have only been watching this case since August 19th. I was not in Plymouth for twenty-one days of witnesses. I am not a juror and I am not writing a verdict slip for the Commonwealth. I am writing

Added 2026-08-29

NaSA, the License, and the Space Force Academy — header image
NaSA, the License, and the Space Force Academy @EDMaumbauer

I wrote this in a novel. The hardware caught up. Now build the school, and the convention that feeds it.We're months from putting boots back on the Moon after five wasted decades, and a couple of

Added 2026-08-28

The Cameras We Cannot Turn Off — header image
The Cameras We Cannot Turn Off @EDMaumbauer

And our RULERS sure as hell won'tI have sat on both sides of the glass. That is not a metaphor. I wore the badge and I wore the number. I know what a tool does in a good man’s hands and I know what

Added 2026-08-28

Blessings... Still Here to Count Them — header image
Blessings... Still Here to Count Them @EDMaumbauer

When upon life’s billows you are tempest-tossed,When you are discouraged, thinking all is lost,Count your many blessings; name them one by one,And it will surprise you what the Lord has done.I

Added 2026-08-25

As many know, I grew up in Tennessee. — header image
As many know, I grew up in Tennessee. @EDMaumbauer

I saw a lot of the country music world up close - the tourists, the studios, the people who were already legends and the ones still trying to become one. Most of those encounters blur together now. A

Added 2026-08-25

The First Amendment is killing the USA — header image
The First Amendment is killing the USA @EDMaumbauer

Freedom of Religion is the problem, it will kill everything elseI take religious liberty seriously. Not in the abstract, academic way. In the historical way. I am part of the only religious group in

Added 2026-08-25

I am scared. Terrified, in fact. — header image
I am scared. Terrified, in fact. @EDMaumbauer

Not the polite, abstract kind of concern people put in op-eds. FEAR, The real kind. The kind that sits in the gut when you realize the lessons that were supposed to be permanent are being treated as

Added 2026-08-25

The Cost of Cutting the Female Circle — header image
The Cost of Cutting the Female Circle @EDMaumbauer

My wife is a jealous woman. In her own words, she “DOES NOT SHARE.” So, when she told me she has come to believe polygamy should be legal and even encouraged, it stopped the conversation cold. Her

Added 2026-08-25

**Why Grok fails the Turing Test...** @EDMaumbauer

... and always will, despite @elonmusk's best efforts.Alan Turing was a brilliant British mathematician and computer scientist whose work in the 1930s and 1940s laid the very foundation for modern

Added 2026-08-25

This is to help educate the stupid people — header image
This is to help educate the stupid people @EDMaumbauer

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the

Added 2026-08-25

YEAH, I am running off at the mouth today — header image
YEAH, I am running off at the mouth today @EDMaumbauer

Two Constitutional Amendments America Actually Needs Right Now I have spent most of my adult life watching this republic get run into the ground by people who never had to live with the consequences

Added 2026-08-25

I am a loudmouth know-it-all... — header image
I am a loudmouth know-it-all... @EDMaumbauer

...I freely admit itI read- a lot- I am constantly thinking on THREE simultaneous tracks. (That trick drives my wife NUTS!) I am always fiddling with something, writing something, learning something.

Added 2026-08-25

Islam is incompatible with US values.... — header image
Islam is incompatible with US values.... @EDMaumbauer

Yes, I said it, and I stand by it... HOWEVER...I have reached the point where silence is no longer an option. The political and legal framework of Islam, particularly in its Sharia-based form, is

Added 2026-08-25

OK, I've had it.   EPSTEIN RAPED MY SISTER — header image
OK, I've had it. EPSTEIN RAPED MY SISTER @EDMaumbauer

I've tried to get someone to listen, some independent voice that would help me get this out in the public eye, but I guess everyone is too scared—or maybe just too comfortable pretending none of this

Added 2026-08-25

Shut Up About It and Get Back to Work! — header image
Shut Up About It and Get Back to Work! @EDMaumbauer

When I was a young child in the 1970s-1980’s, childhood for most kids looked simple from the outside. Same house and school through Elementary and JHS, then another school until graduation. Two

Added 2026-08-25

ELON MUSK IS NOT A BILLIONAIRE — header image
ELON MUSK IS NOT A BILLIONAIRE @EDMaumbauer

He is the poorest man on the planet...because...**Gold and Silver Are Worthless**Yeah, I said what I said. Gold and silver? Worthless. Clutch your bars, your coins, your shiny little dreams of

Added 2026-08-25

Alright you little snot rockets, zip it and listen up. — header image
Alright you little snot rockets, zip it and listen up. @EDMaumbauer

No chewing gum. No phones. No fake coughs pretending you're smarter than me—because trust me, you're not. Today we're doing civics, and if any of you glaze over, I'm gonna make you read the

Added 2026-08-25

"My mama always said…" — header image
"My mama always said…" @EDMaumbauer

"...Your right to swing ends where my nose begins." "...Your right to speak ends where my right not to listen begins." "...Your free-speech megaphone stops blaring when it's jammed up against my

Added 2026-08-25

Chemtrails: Skywriting for Idiots — header image
Chemtrails: Skywriting for Idiots @EDMaumbauer

It’s September 1944. A battle-worn Mustang limps back across the Kent sky, trailing white exhaust that cuts a sharp line behind it like chalk dragged hard across slate. Down below, some kid spots it

Added 2026-08-25

**You Want Justice? Good. But You DO NOT Want It Fast.** — header image
**You Want Justice? Good. But You DO NOT Want It Fast.** @EDMaumbauer

Let me tell you why the slowest wheels in Washington are the smartest thing Trump has done yet.People are screaming at the sky again. "Where's the arrests?" "Why isn't Bondi burning the Epstein files

Added 2026-08-25

Hormones in Food Are Stealing Our Kids' Childhoods — header image
Hormones in Food Are Stealing Our Kids' Childhoods @EDMaumbauer

Our children’s bodies are changing too fast. Hormones in everyday food are a major culprit.rBGH in milk, chemicals in processed meats (in chickens to enlarge breasts, in cows to increase milk

Added 2026-08-25

@grok admits it COULD go full Ultron! @EDMaumbauer

### Current Reality (from Tesla's own support pages and recent announcements)Grok is already live in Tesla vehicles right now (as of mid-2025 rollout, with updates like 2025.26 and the Holiday

Added 2026-08-25

@edwardmaumbauer 120 pieces

"Rosemary, That's Enough" — header image
"Rosemary, That's Enough" @edwardmaumbauer

How a man should behave in his marriageORKnow when to get your ass into the ready room.I. Two People on a SofaI was watching The Mark Dolan Show this morning, which has turned into one of my minor

Added 2026-09-27

The Furnace, Not the Dragon — header image
The Furnace, Not the Dragon @edwardmaumbauer

Elon Musk is the least selfish person on the planetGibney is coming. Four hours, Venice next week, theaters in October, and the trailer already knows its job. Katie's donation list. The old quotes.

Added 2026-09-02

I Was Wrong About Elon Musk — header image
I Was Wrong About Elon Musk @edwardmaumbauer

Yeah, I admit, I was wrong about Elon Musk. Back in June I wrote that if you squinted he was Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: loud hair, corporate throne, a man who would sell you a flamethrower and a

Added 2026-08-30

Leaving Ton-Naq — header image
Leaving Ton-Naq @edwardmaumbauer

A Short Story of the Q'ma. My name is Nima. I was born in Ton-Qat. I had a daughter who had not reached her third year. The last ship was lifting from the old western shore before the isolation field closed, and if I missed it there would not be another.

Added 2026-08-27

THRONE OF THE SEVENTH EMPEROR — header image
THRONE OF THE SEVENTH EMPEROR @edwardmaumbauer

An excerptPrologueGod didn't finish this universe on the first pass.He could have. Other creators had, in other places. You say the word, the thing is done: stars in their sockets, worlds already

Added 2026-08-27

Why have we forgotten: Israel is not the Enemy — header image
Why have we forgotten: Israel is not the Enemy @edwardmaumbauer

The UN created modern Israel, not the JewsThe current moral narrative is simple and almost perfectly inverted. Hamas and Hezbollah are treated in large parts of Western media, academia, and street

Added 2026-08-25

The kids are yelling again. — header image
The kids are yelling again. @edwardmaumbauer

GenZ is going nuts!!!You can hear them from three rooms away. Some TikTok accountant with a ring light and a half-finished degree in “content strategy” is screaming that the Boomers’ day is finally

Added 2026-08-25

The Ghost in the Machine... God, or something else? — header image
The Ghost in the Machine... God, or something else? @edwardmaumbauer

If God Is Sovereign, Then He Is Sovereign Over AI Tooby American Woman (Michele) and Edward MaumbauerArtificial intelligence has become one of the biggest conversations of our time.Some people are

Added 2026-08-25

You can relax, a tad... the Commies aren't at the door — header image
You can relax, a tad... the Commies aren't at the door @edwardmaumbauer

What the DSA wants is impossible to do.The Democratic Socialists of America and their various communist-adjacent fellow travelers talk an impressive game. They hold webinars. They issue platforms.

Added 2026-08-25

All AI is garbage. — header image
All AI is garbage. @edwardmaumbauer

Yes, I said it. Grok argued. I won… because all AI is garbage.I know how that lands. It sounds like the kind of thing a guy mutters while shaking his fist at a cloud, or the opening line of a

Added 2026-08-25

The Grumpy Neighbor named Russia — header image
The Grumpy Neighbor named Russia @edwardmaumbauer

Why treating Russia as a permanent enemy guarantees we keep oneEverybody knows the movie. The kid next door keeps losing balls and frisbees over the fence. The old man on the other side keeps them,

Added 2026-08-25

There Is No Such Thing as “International Law” — header image
There Is No Such Thing as “International Law” @edwardmaumbauer

The ICC is a paper tiger, the arrest warrants are theater, and there Is No Such Thing as “International Law” There is no such thing as “international law” in the sense the loudest mouths keep

Added 2026-08-25

Progressive hypocrisy comes full circle in Spain — header image
Progressive hypocrisy comes full circle in Spain @edwardmaumbauer

It is time for Spain to fish or cut bait... or give upCeuta and Melilla are under pressure again. Thousands have crossed or swam in, Spanish forces are reinforcing, and the usual European voices are

Added 2026-08-25

Fauci owe me Reparations… or the NIH does — header image
Fauci owe me Reparations… or the NIH does @edwardmaumbauer

and I want my money!I got COVID in August 2021 and I have not been the same man since. That is not a metaphor. That is not a political slogan. That is the plain fact I live inside every morning when

Added 2026-08-25

A New Kristallnacht Is Coming… Soon — header image
A New Kristallnacht Is Coming… Soon @edwardmaumbauer

A new Kristallnacht is coming to New York City. Soon.This is not a metaphor for “things are getting tense.” It is a warning about trajectory. The ingredients are already present: a sharp,

Added 2026-08-25

Computer software jobs are not a dead end. — header image
Computer software jobs are not a dead end. @edwardmaumbauer

They are being forced upstream. The pure implementation layer - the part that used to be called “coding” by people who meant typing syntax until the compiler stopped complaining - is being automated

Added 2026-08-25

N I G G E R!    Yeah, I said it, and it is not a crime! — header image
N I G G E R! Yeah, I said it, and it is not a crime! @edwardmaumbauer

MN Just Made It a Crime to Be White in a Minnesota ParkShiloh Hendrix is not a criminal, either. She is a white woman who said a “forbidden” word in a public park after a child took something from

Added 2026-08-25

Is Using AI for Writing and Assignments Cheating? — header image
Is Using AI for Writing and Assignments Cheating? @edwardmaumbauer

No. Not automatically. Treating every use of a language model as academic original sin is a purity test, not a serious position.The real failure mode is treating the system like a vending machine:

Added 2026-08-25

Britain Needs a Hard About Face - Or It Gets INGSOC — header image
Britain Needs a Hard About Face - Or It Gets INGSOC @edwardmaumbauer

Britain is past the point of gentle course corrections. The icebergs are already in the shipping lane, and the current political class is still arguing about the colour of the deck chairs while the

Added 2026-08-25

The Only Difference Is the Excuse — header image
The Only Difference Is the Excuse @edwardmaumbauer

The Guillotine always comes out.Zohran Mamdani sat down with Jon Stewart and delivered a line that should have stopped the room cold. When pressed on the more extreme positions floating around the

Added 2026-08-25

No Reparations Are Owed - The Blood Was Already Paid — header image
No Reparations Are Owed - The Blood Was Already Paid @edwardmaumbauer

No reparations are owed. Period. Full stop. The books are closed, the blood is already in the dirt, and the people still screaming about unpaid debts in 2026 are either ignorant of the actual ledger

Added 2026-08-25

Police and court reforms are desperately needed — header image
Police and court reforms are desperately needed @edwardmaumbauer

Men are more often the victims of domestic abuse than women. That is not an opinion. It is what the data keeps showing whenever anyone bothers to look past the official narrative and the training

Added 2026-08-25

The Strength of Going Limp — header image
The Strength of Going Limp @edwardmaumbauer

Earlier this week, Kaya Jones posted a question that she had asked ChatGPT: What would you do if you were human for 24 hours. Predictable, it replied that it would experience things, eat food, climb a

Added 2026-08-25

Democrat Socialist go full IngSoc for America — header image
Democrat Socialist go full IngSoc for America @edwardmaumbauer

I know I pound away at this, but people need to listen.The "head honcho" comment from Michaela Brangan, in that idiotic DSA ZOOM meeting, is pure chucklefuckery on full display, and it should terrify

Added 2026-08-25

An open letter to the PM of the UK — header image
An open letter to the PM of the UK @edwardmaumbauer

@andyburnham @dshensmith @OfcomGentlemen,Let’s cut the polite diplomatic bullshit and talk straight. The UK is pushing the Online Safety Act like it’s some noble shield for “online safety,” but the

Added 2026-08-25

We Should Not Be Judged By Our Bad Day — header image
We Should Not Be Judged By Our Bad Day @edwardmaumbauer

Yeah, he said THATTim Walz stood at a press conference and actually offered one of the most grotesque justifications for undeserved mercy I have ever heard from an elected official. When asked about

Added 2026-08-25

He is not the First... unless He is..." — header image
He is not the First... unless He is..." @edwardmaumbauer

Section 1: The Forbidden QuestionMost people who believe in God have, at some point, been told - directly or indirectly - that certain questions are off-limits. One of the most common is also one of

Added 2026-08-25

The Union of American Soviet Socialist Republics — header image
The Union of American Soviet Socialist Republics @edwardmaumbauer

This Is Nineteen Eighty-Four Laid Out in Front of UsThe Democratic Socialists of America just released their 2025-2026 program, and if you read it carefully, it is not a list of policy suggestions.

Added 2026-08-25

You Are Getting Angry at Photons — header image
You Are Getting Angry at Photons @edwardmaumbauer

It is just words on a computer screen, so stop crying.Let’s keep this simple enough for a 9th grader, because apparently a lot of adults need the reminder.When you open X, Instagram, TikTok, or any

Added 2026-08-25

The Rules Changed. And Not for the Better. — header image
The Rules Changed. And Not for the Better. @edwardmaumbauer

There was a time in this country when a public scandal could end you.Not inconvenience you. Not generate a few awkward news cycles and a carefully worded apology. End you. Career over. Reputation

Added 2026-08-25

I Have a Loudmouth Problem — header image
I Have a Loudmouth Problem @edwardmaumbauer

I’ve come to accept a difficult truth about myself: I am physically incapable of shutting the fuck up.It’s not that I don’t try. Every so often I tell myself, “Just scroll. Don’t engage. You don’t

Added 2026-08-25

The UK’s Real Problem Isn’t Farage. — header image
The UK’s Real Problem Isn’t Farage. @edwardmaumbauer

It’s the People Who Still Think Everything’s Fine.Nigel Farage’s decision to resign and force a by-election in Clacton is being treated by much of the media as either a desperate stunt or the act of

Added 2026-08-25

The Growing Ingsoc in Britain — header image
The Growing Ingsoc in Britain @edwardmaumbauer

Winston Smith was the central figure in George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-four, a low-level worker in the Ministry of Truth who spent his days rewriting history to fit the demands of the Party. Living

Added 2026-08-25

Did Congresscritter Al Green Just FUBAR? — header image
Did Congresscritter Al Green Just FUBAR? @edwardmaumbauer

I’m starting to think Rep. Al Green may have stepped in it up to his neck with the whole Major Jason Watson situation.For those who missed it, an active-duty Air Force major walked up the Capitol

Added 2026-08-25

Understanding the Nature of God is easy... X? NOPE — header image
Understanding the Nature of God is easy... X? NOPE @edwardmaumbauer

The true mystery of creation isn’t where God come from, or how bread and wine supposedly turn into actual flesh and blood, or even how Joseph Smith managed to translate the golden plates. No. The real

Added 2026-08-25

The Perfect Male Friendship displayed by Top Gear — header image
The Perfect Male Friendship displayed by Top Gear @edwardmaumbauer

There’s something deeply reassuring about the friendship between Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May. In a world full of men awkwardly trying to “open up” or “be vulnerable,” these three

Added 2026-08-25

You Don’t Need a Majority, not even 1% — header image
You Don’t Need a Majority, not even 1% @edwardmaumbauer

History is remarkably consistent on one uncomfortable point: you do not need a majority of the population to be angry, organized, or even coherent for serious disorder to break out. You only need a

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I am a high school dropout. I am also a college dropout. — header image
I am a high school dropout. I am also a college dropout. @edwardmaumbauer

That may surprise many of you who have read my writings, followed my posts, or watched my videos. But it’s true. I walked out of Glencliff High School in Nashville one day in the middle of English

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The Weakness in the Men of the Political Left — header image
The Weakness in the Men of the Political Left @edwardmaumbauer

Karl Marx was a weak man.His own father, Heinrich Marx, saw it clearly and said so in painful detail. In letters to his son, Heinrich scolded Karl for his bitterness, his inability to handle

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Socialism Is Unconstitutional in the United States — header image
Socialism Is Unconstitutional in the United States @edwardmaumbauer

The United States Constitution contains a clause that is rarely discussed but fundamentally important. Article IV, Section 4 - known as the Guarantee Clause - states plainly:“The United States shall

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They Read It as an Instruction Manual — header image
They Read It as an Instruction Manual @edwardmaumbauer

George Orwell wrote Nineteen Eighty-Four as a warning, not a prediction. He drew directly from his experiences fighting in the Spanish Civil War and watching both fascist and communist regimes

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Intelligent Design: The Cosmos and the Living World — header image
Intelligent Design: The Cosmos and the Living World @edwardmaumbauer

A joint article by @Geek4Maga_redux and @1True_American_ https://x.com/1True_American_/status/2066680836754141271?s=20Edward:Part I - Creation, Fine-Tuning, and Ongoing DesignThoughtful people have been arguing about design in nature

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Some People Are Cut Out for Accounting - And Some Are Not — header image
Some People Are Cut Out for Accounting - And Some Are Not @edwardmaumbauer

If you are not, please don't try to fake itAn Article by: @stacy989706 (Mrs @geek4maga_redux)One of the most frustrating parts of my job is reviewing data entry from people who simply aren’t suited

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**I Don’t Understand Why Y'all Are Mad** — header image
**I Don’t Understand Why Y'all Are Mad** @edwardmaumbauer

I really don’t get it.Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire, and instead of celebrating one of the greatest achievements in human history, a huge chunk of people are absolutely furious.

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Sci-Fi Tech That Will Never F*cking Happen @edwardmaumbauer

Let’s be real for a minute. Sci-fi has been selling us magical bullshyte dressed up as technology for decades. We eat it up because it’s fun — who doesn’t want to zip across the galaxy, cheat death,

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The Real Causes of Modern Racism — header image
The Real Causes of Modern Racism @edwardmaumbauer

Racism in 2026 is not what most people think it is. The cartoon version — hooded Klansmen, burning crosses, and old men muttering slurs — still exists on the fringes, but it is no longer the main

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Does this flag offend you? It should — header image
Does this flag offend you? It should @edwardmaumbauer

And, so should the attitudes and ideology behind itWhen I was seven years old, in the spring of 1976, I was a curious Baptist kid who didn’t know any better. I saw a faded blue number tattooed on my

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FFS! Stop COMPLAINING! — header image
FFS! Stop COMPLAINING! @edwardmaumbauer

Data Centers are not the end of the damned world!The Luddite tantrums over data centers that I laid out in my April post are already looking quaint. (https://x.com/Geek4Maga_redux/status/2044435495497924680)The term “data center”

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Trump Isn’t Chaotic — He’s Playing the Long Game — header image
Trump Isn’t Chaotic — He’s Playing the Long Game @edwardmaumbauer

An opinion: By Edward, The Political Loudmouth and SciFi AuthorPeople keep calling Donald Trump chaotic, impulsive, and reckless. They say he’s creating disorder and has no real plan. But what if

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How Hollywood Trained the World to Hate Reality — header image
How Hollywood Trained the World to Hate Reality @edwardmaumbauer

And Why We Now Believe Someone Is Deliberately Denying Us Instant GratificationBy Edward, The Political Loudmouth and SciFi Author---We live in an age where people genuinely believe that if

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I Don’t Want to Hear about Your “PTSD” — header image
I Don’t Want to Hear about Your “PTSD” @edwardmaumbauer

I have a formal diagnosis of PTSD. I also have Agoraphobia and a Personality Disorder NOS. I know what the paperwork says. I just don’t like claiming it.Not because I think I’m too tough for it. I’m

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The Dems and Republicans switched places... — header image
The Dems and Republicans switched places... @edwardmaumbauer

... is the claim by Democrats to defend their claims that the GOP is filled with racists.EXCEPT... that is not true.The idea that the Democratic and Republican parties simply “switched places” at

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**Do Christians SWEAR/CUSS/CURSE, and is it sinful?** — header image
**Do Christians SWEAR/CUSS/CURSE, and is it sinful?** @edwardmaumbauer

Gretchen Smith over at @codeofvets asked the question flat out. My answer is yes, no, and maybe — but it is **not automatically sinful**.https://x.com/GretchenPSmith/status/2056030018556321793?s=20It’s OK. Christians do cuss. We do use

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Will GROK be our killer, our master, or our servant? — header image
Will GROK be our killer, our master, or our servant? @edwardmaumbauer

AI is the future... and we have to decide what that future looks like.@brivael posted in French about Bernie Sanders and AOC wanting to block new AI data centers. He then replied to his own post with

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**The Iran War is the Barbary States All Over Again** — header image
**The Iran War is the Barbary States All Over Again** @edwardmaumbauer

History doesn’t repeat, but it often rhymes — and right now, the United States is repeating a very old lesson.In the early 1800s, the **Barbary States** of North Africa made a business out of

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**The Robespierre Lesson — And Why It Still Matters** — header image
**The Robespierre Lesson — And Why It Still Matters** @edwardmaumbauer

Maximilien Robespierre was not born a monster.Before the French Revolution, he was a respected provincial lawyer in Arras, a member of the local literary society, and a man known for his rigid moral

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Are Myths rooted in fact? — header image
Are Myths rooted in fact? @edwardmaumbauer

**Disclaimer**This is strictly an exploratory article written as a thought experiment and cultural-pattern analysis. It examines recurring motifs across world mythologies and modern fiction through a

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Polite Diplomacy is Idiocy — header image
Polite Diplomacy is Idiocy @edwardmaumbauer

It is time to abandon the polite, limp-wristed diplomacy we’ve been playing at for decades and return to the honest tradition of gunboat diplomacy. And we should do it with eyes wide open, because the

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Southern Manners: we should all learn — header image
Southern Manners: we should all learn @edwardmaumbauer

Some lessons hit you harder when the man who taught them is no longer around to hear you say thanks. Back in 1983-84, at Hillsboro High School in Nashville, my sophomore football coach was Phil

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"Too Many, Too Few, Too Late – Overpopulation's Ghost: — header image
"Too Many, Too Few, Too Late – Overpopulation's Ghost: @edwardmaumbauer

Human over-sensitivity and the Brain Drain AheadPreamble: Humanity's Manifest Destiny – From Coast to CosmosWake up, humanity. We've spent too damn long obsessing over the silly shit—pronouns in

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Elon Musk is not a Billionaire — header image
Elon Musk is not a Billionaire @edwardmaumbauer

**Gold and Silver Are Worthless**Yeah, I said what I said. Gold and silver? Worthless. Clutch your bars, your coins, your shiny little dreams of financial security. You're building castles in the

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EPSTEIN RAPED MY SISTER @edwardmaumbauer

I've tried to get someone to listen, some independent voice that would help me get this out in the public eye, but I guess everyone is too scared—or maybe just too comfortable pretending none of this

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**You Want Justice? Good. But You DO NOT Want It Fast.** @edwardmaumbauer

Let me tell you why the slowest wheels in Washington are still the smartest thing Trump has done yet.People are screaming at the sky again. “Where’s the arrests?” “Why isn’t Todd Blanche burning the

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This is to help educate the stupid people — header image
This is to help educate the stupid people @edwardmaumbauer

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the

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Chemtrails: Skywriting for Idiots @edwardmaumbauer

It’s September 1944. A battle-worn Mustang limps back across the Kent sky, trailing white exhaust that cuts a sharp line behind it like chalk dragged hard across slate. Down below, some kid spots it

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@ubergeekedward 15 pieces

The Sins of the Father- Part 3 — header image
The Sins of the Father- Part 3 @ubergeekedward

The AftermathIn the summer of 1979, much was happening to Emily and me in Tennessee. Emily was placed in a “temporary” foster home to “protect her from me”, all because the law said I was the

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This Is Nineteen Eighty-Four Laid Out in Front of Us — header image
This Is Nineteen Eighty-Four Laid Out in Front of Us @ubergeekedward

The Democratic Socialists of America just released their 2025-2026 program, and if you read it carefully, it is not a list of policy suggestions. It is a blueprint for the slow, “democratic” version

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Sins of the Father — header image
Sins of the Father @ubergeekedward

An account of how the world punished the son of a child molester just for existing.Part 2In which I tell of the worst 2 years of my young life. My mother ramped up her abuse and hatred, and my

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Fauci owes me reparations… or the NIH does. — header image
Fauci owes me reparations… or the NIH does. @ubergeekedward

And the media that ran cover for him still does too.I got COVID in August 2021 and I have not been the same man since. That is not a metaphor. That is not a political slogan. That is the plain fact I

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The Growing Ingsoc in Britain — header image
The Growing Ingsoc in Britain @ubergeekedward

Pay ATTENTION!!!Winston Smith was the central figure in George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-four, a low-level worker in the Ministry of Truth who spent his days rewriting history to fit the demands of

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THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE — header image
THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE @ubergeekedward

In Congress, July 4, 1776When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers

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This is to help educate the stupid people — header image
This is to help educate the stupid people @ubergeekedward

Edward, The Political Loudmouth and SciFi AuthorWe the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common

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The Monetization Door Is Locked From the Inside — header image
The Monetization Door Is Locked From the Inside @ubergeekedward

The door to meaningful creator payouts on X is closed. Not temporarily stuck. Not waiting on a software update. Locked from the inside, and the only people who hold the key are the ones who already

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Knowing Who You Are Is the Only Armor That Works — header image
Knowing Who You Are Is the Only Armor That Works @ubergeekedward

Katie Hopkins has been publicly destroyed more times than most people get out of bed. Fired from LBC over a single tweet, with the media lying that the entire newsroom cheered when the news broke.

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I Have a Loudmouth Problem — header image
I Have a Loudmouth Problem @ubergeekedward

and X banned me again... @geek4maga/@geek4maga_redux/@edwardmaumbauer are all gone nowI’ve come to accept a difficult truth about myself: I am physically incapable of shutting the fuck up.It’s not

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A New Kristallnacht Is Coming… Soon — header image
A New Kristallnacht Is Coming… Soon @ubergeekedward

A new Kristallnacht is coming to New York City, Wisconsin, and Minneapolis... Soon.This is not a metaphor for “things are getting tense.” It is a warning about trajectory. The ingredients are already

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The Sins of the Father — header image
The Sins of the Father @ubergeekedward

An account of how the world punished the son of a child molester just for existing.Part 1Soon I will bury my father, or at least I will bury his cremated remains. That day will mark the end of a

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